"Tonight at eleven....."
10. Your house is an "Indiana Jones" style deathtrap!
9. Harry Potter books teach children how to knife fight?
8. The FDA has pulled SOMETHING you ate today from the shelves because of mind-attacking parasites!
7. The Sky is literally falling.
6. 3 out of 4 doctors that recommend toothpaste found guilty of bank fraud!
5. One of your pets is planning to murder you tonight while you sleep- but which one?
4. Studies show running with scissors is good for your health?
3. Whales: Friend, or Foe?
2. EVERYTHING YOU DO IS KILLING YOU.
1. Fritz has the weather! Possible showers tomorrow.
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