10. Though Washington could also rip the arms from a droid's sockets, Chewbacca has actually done it, and isn't all talk.
9. Washington's victory at Yorktown small potatoes compared to Chewbacca’s victory on the moon of Endor
8. Two national languages: English, and Yelling like a bear.
7. Grover Cleveland was a fictitious character too, and he was a fine president.
6. Chewie needed neither powder nor a wig, dude was allll fur.
5.Chewbacca could also never tell a lie, if he did, he would be barred from the great table of Wookie elders for the next eight moons.
4. Washington's laser crossbow didn't have the cool ammo sash to go with it.
3. Since Chewbacca wasn't born in America, opens up the door for Ahhhnold to be president: think of all the comedy THAT would bring!
2."Chewbacca D.C." sounds way better.
1. His teeth and claws aren't wooden!
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