10. Crash their cars while trying to avoid each drop
9. Call in sick to work, school, and any other activity besides "blankets"
8. Crash their cars because windshield wipers "Didn't look cute" so they had them removed
7. Get a cold after the first 2 minutes of rain
6. Crash their cars because their necks are turned away from the road looking at another accident
5. "WHAT ARE THESE DROPS OF MOISTURE FALLING FROM THE SKY??"
4. Crash their cars because the person in front of them just slowed down to 10mph and the person behind them sped up to 80
3. "I'm not a Southern Californian, and I can't even tell it's raining, I'm dead!" (applies to Abe Lincoln only)
2. Crash their cars because they think they're supposed to pump the gas when they hydroplane
1. "Hey look, it's raining."
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