10. You went to Burger King to demand a burger democracy.
9. You went to Burger King to eat.
8. You posted something in the "comments" section of youtube.
7. When people look up the word "dumb" in the dictionary, they don't see a picture of you, but that's only because there's not that many pictures in a dictionary- although there should be.
6. You posted the last two entries on this blog.
5. You're in 6th grade, but all the 5th graders see you and think "look, it's that doofus!"
4. 7 Dwarves would have added you as the 8th Dwarf "Dummy" if not for height requirement.
3. You're in 2nd grade.
2.You're a rock.*
1. You went on the show "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" and couldn't get any of the questions right.
*Don't take it too hard if you are though, I think the fact that you've learned how to navigate the internet and read despite being an inanimate object is something to be proud of.
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