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DUMB GUY: Welcome, Mark Hurd!
MARK HURD: Thanks, I'm happy to give you a few minutes.
DUMB GUY: Right, because you know my cousin Merlin, right?
MARK HURD: No, I know your sister. Rachel.
DUMB GUY: Right. So! Let's talk about your new comptrollers.
MARK HURD: ....Well, HP has an exciting new product line coming out next quar-
DUMB GUY: What does HP stand for?
MARK HURD: Hewlett Packard.
DUMB GUY: I bet it stands for "Hot Mustard".
MARK HURD: .....It doesn't.
DUMB GUY: But it could.
MARK HURD: No, because Mustard starts with an M.
DUMB GUY: What is a "Hewlett"?
MARK HURD: Hewlett was the name of one of the.....excuse me what are you doing?
DUMB GUY: Oh, me? I'm just eating some Skittles. Would you like one?
MARK HURD: That doesn't look like Skittles.
DUMB GUY: Yup. Skittles all right. See?
MARK HURD: I see that's a Skittles wrapper, but it looks like you're eating toothpaste.
DUMB GUY: What if we changed Mustard so it started with a T?
MARK HURD: You still couldn't make the P in HP stand for Mustard...or ...Tustard. Sir, I'm worried that eating toothpaste at that rate could be harmful to your health, that's your 4th pack!
DUMB GUY: It's Skittles.
MARK HURD: I can clearly see it's a gel form, and it smells minty. That sir is toothpaste.
DUMB GUY: Right.
MARK HURD: Right....it's toothpaste?
DUMB GUY: No, right it's Skittles.
MARK HURD: I'm leaving.
DUMB GUY: Taste the rainbow!
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