THINGS I DO NOT LIKE:
- That I am made up of 60% water. That's a lot of water to be sloshin' around with.
-The bird that happened to...relieve himself in the middle of his day while flying around....right on my car. I'm very glad humans use a separate room and don't do things like birds.
-Being thirsty, drinking a ton of water, then STILL being thirsty, only your stomach is entirely full now. (and then you're made up of at least 67% water)
-Waiting at stop lights. Come onnn there's nobody else there...just let me go! Just ME. I won't tell anyone, I promise.
-My coworker had some trail mix today that was named "Wild West Trail Mix". It was compromised of a couple various nuts, raisins, and M&Ms. That's a combo that makes me think of saloons, gunfights, and ridin' horses.
-Any morning DJs. Having your voice travel to both ends of the pitch spectrum during each word does not = wackiness.
-Putting on a shirt I thought was going to fit me still but didn't. And not being able to find a way to blame the shirt.
-Duckbilled dinosaurs. Do you realize how many other cool dinosaurs there are out there, and all you're giving me is a duck bill? So lame.
-Murders. Totally unnecessary.
-Spelling the word "unnecessary". Split up double combo- not a fan.
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