10. The glass bowl on your coffee table isn't full of candy.
9. You don't own a glass bowl.
8. You don't constantly have the urge to give people under the age of 30 more food.
7. You have long hair.
6. You haven't forwarded an e-mail since you started reading this list.
5. You're able to reference "Snoop Dog" without calling him "Snoopy".
4. You have less than five unopened DVDs in your house.
3. You're not good at making chili
2. When talking about a celebrity you like you say something other than "Oh that ___ is just wonderful!"
1. You're a horse!
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