10. You move mostly in straight lines.
9. No one tries to squish you.
8. Garbage and other bugs are things you would throw away and not eat.
7. Someone walks up to you and is like "Hey man."
6. You are a bug, but you're a VW- and that's not the kind we're talking about here.
5. You're not the subject of any weird nursery rhymes.
4. Your sister has kids, and when they send you birthday cards, they spell "Ant" with a U.
3. Magnifying glasses just magnify things for you, not set you on fire.
2. The last time you got flicked from a height thousands of times your size, you weren't ok when you hit the ground.
1. You're a horse!
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