10. The Robot.
9. Having a crazy Laundromat mishap in his own sitcom.
8. Falling in love with a girl from the wrong side of the tracks, one with a heart of gold.
7. Giving a speech that starts "Five score and seven years ago...."
6. Taking a huge bite out of a giant onion, then reacting like it was the best thing he’d ever tasted.
5. A cover of an Eminem song feat. Ulysses S. Grant
4. Being tickled.
3. Writing an angry letter to Wal-Mart
2. Running around in circles, wearing a Cat in the Hat hat, his hands waving in the air, screaming “I’m an apricot! I’m an apricot!” until he pulls out a jetpack and zooms away.
1. Growing a mustache for that damn beard!
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