Neptune Puts the "Neat-O" in Magnetosphere!

The school year sure is long, isn't it kids?  I bet you have to get up in front of all your classmates and do another presentation soon- so I thought I'd help you out with some grown-up knowledge on the planet Neptune!  Just color a ball of styrofoam that you bought at Michaels blue, and repeat this in front of the class verbatim.  

How many planets do you know of that have a trident?  Mars has a bident, but Mars is the angry red planet, so I'm always like "chill out mars, k?"
Which is EXACTLY what Neptune would do!
Neptune is fresh- like a cool breeze over a hot mountain's peak.
All the other planets need some sort of gimick to get on t-shirts and cereal boxes, but not Neptune.  Teach- you don't know the half of it.
Hit it girls!  (this is where your classmates will do a meticulously choreographed song and dance to the tune of "You N Me Party 2 Nite")

Neptune Neptune the ball of ice
No other planet is half as nice
Dont need no rings
Dont need 30 moons
Neptune came to yo party
He bring you balloons

So basically, that's why Neptune should be annexed as our 51st state.  The United States really doesn't annex enough things, so why not start big?  The planet Neptune- at least we don't have to worry about global warming there- ha!

 Also, I am well aware of the fact that Neptune does have rings, they just suck so they might as well be dead for all I care.