Half-global Colding

It's been kind of cold lately.  Global warming, you have disappointed me for the last time.  I don't think the entire globe is warm, or my big gray sweatshirt would still be shoved unfolded into a drawer.  So let's get real here, and talk about a real problem: Space Monkeys.  Sure, maybe they're not "real"- ok, they're not actually real, but somewhere out there, there's some real moon monkeys, and they're probably making sure you're not thinking about them as we speak- in fact,