Ay, it's me again- Bat-tholomew, the famous New York bat. Well, besides the bats of all the Yankees, right? GO YANKS. But ay, lookit! We ain't a bunchas dummies over here- look how cultured I am, spending time at the MET. That's how us New Yorkers run. Now you may notice I have a hot dog in my hand instead of some of our famous New York pizza- the best pizza in ALL of da country. Hey, sometimes even us New Yorkers is running late and don't have time for no pizza- that's why we have our famous street dogs. Because come on- what else you want me to do- wait in line at one a them fancy shmancy places where a soup costs 15 dollars? What am I an animal? Ha ha. So I'm in the galleries lookin around at all the arts and fancy chiseled rocks they have here, when I'm thinkin'- "AY!" Where da famous arts of all the bats? Buncha wise-asses just painting people and chilseling statues of people with no arms and such. Maybe I should take up some chiselin. Ay! Until next time, ....Start Spreadin' tha News.......
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