Rain Dear

Children!!

I know most of you aren't in school right now, what with Christmas break and all, but I wanted to give you an early Christmas present- a report you can give your teacher the day you go back!  I'm sure it will be great for extra credit.

I've written an entire report on all the names of Santa's reindeer!
Just hit "print" on the top of this page, and you'll be guaranteed an A for the rest of your life.

The following is all fact:


SANTA'S REINDEER: A Biopic.



Dasher

Santa's first reindeer.  He's the leader of the group, and also the fastest of all reindeer.  Hence the name "Dasher".  Dasher is stoic and is usually the last of the group to get a joke.

Dancer

Dancer came out of his momma doing disco moves, Santa couldn't help but laugh at the little guy, and although he fought his parents his entire life, he currently is one of Santa's flying reindeer, although he still dances on the side at the community theatre.


Prancer

Prancer is kind of like a worse version of Dancer.

Vixen
















The only female of Santa's group, she's very feminine, but also can hang with the boys.  A four-time "Miss North Pole" runner up, Vixen has taken the breath away from animals world wide with her smoking hot looks, but she's also very well-read, and is currently reading David Sedaris' newest.



Comet

A challenger for the title of "fastest reindeer", Comet can blister the night sky on his own, but his form needs some work.  He has all the talent in the world, but his skills are still very raw.  Comet's favorite food is spaghetti.


Cupid

It's a little known fact that for three weeks in-between January and February in 1936, Santa was going to have to take over Valentine's day for medical reasons.  Everything turned out ok in the end, but Cupid was named because that year is when Santa adopted him!  Cupid plays a mean trombone.

Donner















Donner is always mad because his name is the stupidest.  Nobody really likes him, not even me.


Blitzen

Blitzen is the big football fan of the group, he never misses a game.  He's had season tickets to the Atlanta Falcons for 27 years, and his dream is to see them play a playoff game at Lambeau field in the snow.















Rudolph is made up, but we all like his claymation show.