"I'm a lone wolf. I traverse the wilderness alone, coloring both inside AND outside the lines, sometimes I sharpen my crayon with the sharpener that's on the back of the box that doesn't work very well, sometimes I just throw the crayon away and use a whole different color.
People see me and they think "stay away". They know I'm a lobo who is a honcho that likes burritos. And when I order my burritos, I order them full of life. Because don't get me wrong, there's a dark side, but inside that dark side is a heart filled with charity. And that's an extra heart that's on the dark side. There's still one on the regular side. That one's just a regular heart though, just pumps blood and stuff. It's a good heart though. Ran a bunch of marathons with it. Solo marathons. No relays. Lone wolf, remember? I'm like a soaring eagle....no wait, that's too much. Still a wolf. But imagine a wolf that howls AND makes that eagle noise.
I'm also the big cheese. But again, still a wolf, just using the expression that means large and in charge. Regular size wolf though."
-And that's what I told the lady who asked me why I was waiting in line in the supermarket in a checkout lane with no cashier at the register all by myself for ten minutes.
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