TALE OF THE TAPE

GEORGE COSTANZA

GEORGE WASHINGTON

        






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Faced down foreign invasion from British                       Faced down foreign invasion from soup Nazi


"I cannot tell a lie."                                            "The jerk store called and they're running out of you!"


Intentionally killed many redcoats                                                     Unintentionally killed his fiance.


Benedict Arnold                                                                                                              Newman


Worked to establish the Yankees                                                 Worked to establish the Yankees


Cherries from Cherry Tree                                                                                                Calzone


The Father of Our Country                                                             The Chucker/"Can'tstandya/Coco


Thomas Jefferson/Ben Franklin/Alexander Hamilton                                           Jerry/Kramer/Elaine






All in all, pretty even I'd say.





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