Interview with Father of Our Country George Washington!

OK, so all week we've been having anti-George Washington week, but since it's over I'd like to come clean and tell everyone that I'm actually a pretty big George Washington fan, and just figured it would be funny, since nobody ever has a problem with the guy.
As another example of how great of a President and man he was, George Washington has agreed to be here today for an interview!

ME: George, thanks for coming, hope you don't mind the little bit of fun we've been having at your expense this week, I'd like to start off by askin-
GEORGE WASHINGTON: I cannot tell a lie.....
ME: Oh, good!  Right to the juicy stuff-
GEORGE WASHINGTON:....you are an idiot.