ULYSSES S. GRANT: I had no say in the matter.
ME:So, how does it feel to be on the 50 dollar bill? That's a lotta dough.
ULYSSES S. GRANT: I do not care about such things.
ME: Hoo-boy! So Ulysses, that is an interesting name- you know, not many people have it these days.
ULYSSES S. GRANT: Not many people have it in my day either.
ME: .....right. The Civil War huh?
ULYSSES S. GRANT: .......
ME:Nobody was acting very civil were they?
ULYSSES S. GRANT: No. Many people were killed. In a horrible manner.
ME: Yes. Well the wordplay is a lot funnier now, a lot of time has passed.
ULYSSES S. GRANT: It is not funny to me.
ME: Man, this interview is not going very well either....Ulysses! You have any questions for me maybe?
ULYSSES S. GRANT: I am curious as to how I came to be in this place. The last thing I remember was addressing my troops. Can you please return me to my war?
ME: Don't worry about it, you already died a long time ago.
ULYSSES S. GRANT: Oh. I see. Well did I die a happy man?
ME: ........That's a nice beard you have.
No comments:
Post a Comment